August 2012
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boobscupcakesnweed:
best video on tumblr hands DOWN!!!!
cutest twins ever!
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hitrecordjoe:
amberguessa:
Alright people, I suggest finding a way to save this as soon as possible just in case NBC finds me and destroys me.
Honored (and EXCITED) to return to SNL on September 22! :oD
well i know what im doing sept 22!
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phiLOLZophy: The Pros and Cons of Being a Good... →
philolzophy:
Pros:
Never unwillingly spend a Saturday night alone
Won’t feel like a major asshole
People won’t refer to you behind your back as “the honeydew in the fruit salad of life”
Probably can call in reasonable favors
Active and exciting social media presence
If someone comes to visit you from…
true.
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A friend to all is a friend to none.
– Aristotle (via showslow)
true story.
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Letting go...
6 yrs and nothing’s changed, I wonder if it’s me? I wonder if you’re true, if anything you’ve ever said is real. I know it wasn’t tangible but I’d like to believe it was sincere. You have absolutely nothing to offer me and even then I wanted you. I never needed you but I chose to waste time with you. I now wonder if it was all a mistake and you’ll just be...
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phiLOLZophy: Truth Bombs No One Likes to Hear →
philolzophy:
You have negative experiences because you are a negative person. Recently I read in a local publication a story about how the writer had terrible customer service at a store a friend of mine happens to work at. She was upset because she bought the wrong color of lipstick and couldn’t…
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phiLOLZophy: Congratulations, Dick. →
philolzophy:
I have a dream about a new social networking site that’s as big as Twitter and Facebook where when someone wrongs you you put it on their profile. It has their picture and personal information on it and you can say like “this person cheated on me” and they have to be accountable for their…
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Let us forget with generosity those who cannot love us.
– Pablo Neruda (via her0inchic)
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